(Source: kinemon)
I’m so glad I started watching this show.
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
Sternberg’s Love Theory
Empty love
Literally just studying this for Psychology
(Source: annalouise90)
Twerking birthday card.
THIS IS MONUMENTAL.


